Funny SMS 
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another angel!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ...
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r trying 2 call is on tree plz try later.
I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
2 Lovers plan 2 suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love's blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever
What do you call a wife who is
beautiful,intelligent,understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?
ANSWER : A rumour!
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another angel!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ...
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r trying 2 call is on tree plz try later.
I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
2 Lovers plan 2 suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love's blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever
What do you call a wife who is
beautiful,intelligent,understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?
ANSWER : A rumour!
